Friends, Romans, and family members… lend me your laughter.
In light of today’s events, I decided to write a humerous story to make everything that happened all a little more light-hearted… I hope you will all enjoy.

It all started with me hallucinating around 3:43 a.m. I dreamed I heard my roommate jump out of bed and shout, “I don’t know what it is, but we got to get out of here!” There was beeping in my dream… it was kind of far off in the distance. It gradually got louder and louder. Then I dreamed the bright florescent lights in my room got flipped on. Then around 3:45 a.m. I woke up to my roommates jumping out of bed. I came to, and realized I wasn’t dreaming… and the beeping was the fire alarm for the THIRD time this semester. We were hustled out of the building up to the chapel. I wanted to grab my gold fish and put them in a plastic bag to take them with me but my RA said there wasn’t time… I shed a tear or two.

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